An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.
“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet
watching tv shows online
Is ur name banana cuz id like to tap that potASSium
I didn’t get this joke until I was 16.
People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
Swear to god worth the fucking hilarious ass read
HELLO 911 MY WIFI IS NOT WORKING
saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child